Thursday, September 24, 2009

TSB Prognosticates

TSB (That Scurrrilous Bloviator) predicts that Republican Assembly candidates will offer me a job if they win.

Geez, how would I have time to blog for free if I had to hold a day gig?

TSB also has his crystal ball tuned in to the school district. Will these episodes show up in the sequel to your roman a clef about the district? Inquiring minds want to know.

--Bernice

5 Comments:

Blogger Bo said...

Bernice,

How did they discover our secret plan? Do they have a mole on the inside? LOL

Seriously, I will have to address "Two Smoking Something" tomorrow...too many incongruent issues to address. There was more rambling in that blog than at the UN yesterday. Hey...that’s it..."Two Smoking Something" is actually Muammar al-Gaddafi?

Bo Vastine

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had the opportunity today to read TwoSmokingBarrels recent post. This guy, whoever he is, is simply a jerk, and an barely literate, racist jerk at that.

Where's the race card? Is criticizing Jerry and Sharon automatically racist because they're black? I don't think so.

What is racist is statements like, "If [Marks] is elected, imagine how he will treat the majority of the people in the City of Plainfield?" What the hell does that mean? That Marks or Vastine will deliberately not represent the African-American community simply because they are black? That's an outrageous statement and should be condemned by all of the candidates, including Jerry Green and Linda Stender!

"JG has their support because he cares about all people." Nonsense, pure bs. JG had their vote because people have voted along strict party lines, and we all know that the 22nd is heavily Democratic.

And for god's sake will someone from the gay community in Plainfield please stand up and tell us that this guy does not speak for you, unless of course you believe his hateful, untrue, and divisive message?

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, TSB said that the New Democrats, not the Republicans, would offer you and Dan a job. Doing what, and for whom, is unknown.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not quite sure how the New Democrats will offer you a job since they won't have a majority on the City Council, the Mayor, or either Assembly seat...

If The Spurious Blogger wants to be taken seriously, s/he should:
a. cite sources when he makes accusations.
b. reveal his identity. His/her personal reputation could lend credibility to his/her claims, if s/he really is a credible source.
c. proofread his/her posts before posting them. Good grammar makes reading easier.

Plus, if s/he were to reveal his/her identity, I'd know which gender of pronouns to use, making this comment that much shorter!

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see a love fest going on between Plainfield bloggers and Texan Bo Vastine who is a George Bush deciple. Wait till he looses. He will drive on the Parkway, 287 and 78 just to avoid Plainfield.

Only a few more weeks. Then..no more Bo sightings in Plainfield. You will be left to your own misery.

5:38 PM  

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